Meeting Valiant Thor At The Pentagon

The statues of the “gods” from the Pantheon are now found in the Vatican Museum, with the exception of the great statue of Jupiter, which has been modified, re-titled, and seated on a throne in St. Peter’s Basilica in Rome. Thousands of pilgrims kiss the foot of Jupiter thinking it is a statue of Saint Peter:

""When I asked him where he was from, he replied, 'I am from the Planet that is called Venus.'

I asked him how many visitors from Venus were presently on Earth and he said, 'There are presently seventy-seven of us walking among you in the United States. We are constantly coming and going.""

a holy visitor 2 the pentagonal lodge! dr frank e. stranges (""not strange!"") is a real yukster and takes for- fucking- ever to get around to his story of meeting an alien who lived for 3 years at the pentagon which might be the most important revelation in history but we gotta throw in some wife jokes & pastor anecdotes to sweeten the tale, right?? (kinda like how he spent a decade after ""contact"" writing books about saucers that never mention being introduced to the pilot of one) eventually frank throws a bone to the crowd at this red roof inn or whatever and gets around to it:

frank's hunky venusian was valiant thor, a name that shares the same inhuman, procedurally-generated quality as john keel's ""indrid cold"" or popular millennial housepaint color ""agreeable gray."" according to frank, thor was six feet tall, 185 lbs, had six fingers on each hand, an oversized heart, one giant lung, copper oxide blood like an octopus, i.q. ""off the scale"" (he estimates 1200), and could speak a hundred languages fluently (including non-human ones). he told frank things about his family history even he didnt know, and shaking his fingerprintless hand was like touching the skin of a baby with the strength of a man.

ok, lil bit hard to believe but i love the idea of this big earthbound alien dude just chillen at the p-gon 3 years like a foreign exchange student, eating govt hot dogs, loungin in his ""liquid sunshine"" suit and sitting down with eisenhower, neil h. mcelroy & vp nixon, who subjected him to a ""barrage of hostile questions.""

is this shit for real? was frank stranges carted around & fed loony disinfo about 'valiant thor' that he spun off into his own con game?? was he inspired reading PRINCE VALIANT + THOR comix while watching THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL like adamski & other ""peaceful space brother"" contactees? can aliens love jesus? was val part of puharich's council of nine, an inspiration for norse myth the way the nine were the gods of egypt & greece? was he born from military intel, hollyweird, lemuria, inner earth, another dimension, or another world? can you live on another planet in our solar system? is that why gore testified to the senate how CO2 is ""turning earth's atmosphere into venus""?

LIFE ON VENUS:

*gravity 91 percent of earth
*surface can melt lead, but the tallest mountaintops have 50-80 f degree temps
*ultraviolet photos show dark lines (""unknown UV absorbers"") that carl sagan proposed were microorganisms in the upper atmosphere photosynthesizing UV light *31 miles above the surface is habitable
i like goofy 50s contactee mythology more than 90s abduction trauma but the shitty side of nordic humanoid stories is how many of em end up overwhelmingly square, christian & kinda racist (blue-eyed bible-reading scandinavians bring us a message of bourgeois peace). frank's reports of a hidden e.t./pentagon pact share qualities with the technically similar lectures on deep underground military bases by phil schneider but imo those are way more credible and dont have any cornball jesus shit in em. the greatest blonde vs brunette debate of all time isnt betty and veronica, its the 2 competing photos of valiant thor:

https://sciencevibe.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/VALIANT-1-768x384.jpg

that's stranges' val on the left, schneider's on the right (phils dad, capt. otto ""oscar"" schneider behind him)

phil schneider drove home from the conference where he'd held up this pic, telling his wife he'd ""be killed"" for it, and died the next day (by ""suicide""). meanwhile stranges peddles this goofy crap for decades grinning at the absurdity of it all, getting bored halfway thru his own bullshit to meander & hype self-help scams, prosperity gospel and ""the secret of using the third eye."" he closes out this tape, his own ""personal"" story, with a slideshow of the laffably fake billy meier saucer photos

then again, schneider said val had to wear a massive containment suit all the time to breathe, which isnt in his dad's pic. maybe he slipped it off for the photo? phil also said val didnt leave after '59, disclosing how the venusian was still being ""held"" here in the early 90s (!). some of the new age #MAGA trump=pleiadian believers say they've spotted valiant thor in the background of air force one pics, and a guy on reddit claims he saw him at a subway eating a $5 footlong!

I believe I encountered this same venusian entity myself. This happened back in early 2009, when I was still in middle school. I had just gotten out of school and arrived home. For some weird reason, my mother had a desire to go to Subway to grab some food to go. I figured why not, as I was somewhat hungry. So we arrive there, and all of a sudden I see a man that looks exactly like Valiant Thor, sitting at a table eating a sandwich and it appeared he was talking with someone witting across from him ( I didn't get a chance to see the other entity). There were no other customers in the restaurant, just this Valiant Thor entity and whoever else he was with. I specifically remember he was wearing a blue-buttoned shirt with the sleeves wrapped up to his forearms, with jeans and boots. He had gray slicked back hair, he looked like an ordinary middle-aged farmer you would see. However, he just didn't feel right. He was talking to this other person in a soft, whispering voice almost, and he was staring at me and watching me so intently the whole time I was there. I remember having the distinct impression he was reading my thoughts, the feeling was so strong that I actually felt very uncomfortable being close to his presence. My mother and me were only at the Subway restaurant for about 2 minutes before we got our food and left.

[ ??did val develop a taste for subway at the pentagon?? ]

The Concourse Food Court is the largest food court on the Pentagon Reservation and hosts nine dining options for your consideration:

Baskin Robbins—serving ice cream treats
Burger King—offers the complete Burger King breakfast and dinner menu options
Dominic's of New York—offers breakfast and lunch sandwiches made to order Dunkin' Donuts—offers fresh brewed coffee, donuts, bagel, and a variety of sandwiches Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen—offers the complete Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen breakfast and dinner menu options Rollerz—builds personalized wrap-style sandwiches Starbucks—offers hot or iced coffees, fresh fruit, and pastries Subway—fresh, made to order submarine sandwiches Surf City Squeeze—offers a variety of smoothies and healthy wraps

https://web.archive.org/web/20141025073652/https://www.whs.mil/our-services/building-facilities/dining

then there's the unfulfilled 2017 foia request from georgia wrestler donnie brooke asking trump's director of natl intelligence to give up all dox about thor: https://www.dni.gov/files/documents/FOIA/2017/August-2017-FOIA-Log.pdf

DF-2017-00365 REQUEST ANY INFORMATION ON COMMANDER VAL VALIANT THOR - BROOKE, DONNIE 08/17/2017

was thor the inspiration for another wrestler, wwe superstar VAL VENIS (""val"" from venus)? did chicago rapper king louie, who coined the term ""chi-raq,"" draw his 2012 viral dance & song ""val venis"" the same source? like amelia earheart, louie attended hyde park academy h.s., which in november 1957 had four evacuations from bomb threats. stranges says thor's horror at civilian bombings was what inspired his trip to earth. as louie repeats over the 'val venis' hook;

""little do they know...""

venis left wrestling to become ""kaptain kannabis"" the 'budtender' at a dispensary in mesa, arizona called purple haze (like the phoenix lights?) where he sold edibles like ""alien animal crackers"" and ""hammers of thor,"" imprinted with the weapon of the avengers hero. 5 years after val landed, marvel's thor was created by jack kirby, a man obsessed with ancient extraterrestrials, the supernatural & the occult (and his own UFO sighting!). kirby's drawings of thor feature prominently in the assassination trigger montage of 1974's THE PARALLAX VIEW.

""im asked why the gods left us. they never left. they arrived and they stayed""

is frank's wild story, endorsed by admiral byrd's nephew harley byrd and eisenhower's granddaughter laura, true? did the lessons passed on by his own newsletter ""the interspace link,"" which read like joel osteen imitating l.ron hubbard, come from unearthly authority? as paul told timothy, 'the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; and they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.'

i hate to cite the fbi on anything but when they investigated frank stranges for impersonating a fed they came to this conclusion:

Dr. Stranges is an evangelist. Based on his background, numerous addresses and organizations which he has had and the fact that he claims to have talked to an individual from the planet Venus, it appears that he may also be something of a confidence man.

3 stars just cuz i love valiant thor!

p.s. another quick pleiadian/trump synchron at the end of this vid hyping frank's $49.95 vhs about the 3rd eye promises you can heal yourself by ""filling the body with light"" lmao

http://www.nextagemission.com/OSF/FS_BioValiantThor_EN.html

http://www.thelivingmoon.com/47john_lear/02files/Valient_Thor_01.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/2004/02/19/ike-and-the-alien-ambassadors/4698e544-1dc8-4573-8b8d-2b48d2a6305e/

https://hightimes.com/health/ex-wwe-star-val-venis-proclaims-pot-saved-his-life/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_on_Venus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venera

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vega_program

https://letterboxd.com/pd187/list/hey-80s-kids-let-a-weird-old-guy-or-alien/detail/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_Venus_project

starchild.gsfc.nasa.gov/StarChild/question61.html

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